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Nov 16 2015

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“Mom, you’re taller than me, but I’m cooler than you.”

While eating our family meal at the table:
“When I grow up, I’m gonna throw you on the couch Mom because you make terrible dinners.”

At a restaurant:
“Bug, do you wanna sit next to me or Songbird in the booth?”
“Next to you so you can help me with my spills.”
(Glad we all know our roles.)

“Yuck! This water tastes like dinosaurs!”

Sometimes in the early morning stray kids climb into bed and snuggle with us.
Handsome rolls over and puts his arm around Bug…
“Keep your hands to yaself, Daddy.”
Handsome rubs Bug’s back…
“I said please keep your hands to YASELF!!!”

“Mom, you need to go clean your breath.”

“You’re tellin’ a rude, Dad.” (telling a lie)

Handsome: “Bug, you shouldn’t eat your boogers. Boogers are dirt.”
“I know dat. I’m trying not to eat my boogers this day.”
“How’s that going for you?”
“Not really well.”

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  1. Lo Tu
    November 16, 2015

    Bahahaha! Hilarious, as usual! I sure miss these silly sayings!

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  2. Laurie
    November 16, 2015

    My goodness, he is so darn cute!!! What a wonderful way to end a long day but to sit down and read the antics of my grandson. I will sleep good tonight!!!

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  3. Janet B
    November 17, 2015

    Sounds like Bug will keep you on your toes like mine did & still does :).
    Hope ok I’m sharing too. When my son was in pre-school, he had to eat lunch with the school owner, she later asked if he understood why he was in there…he said “my left brain told me I shouldn’t do it, but my right brain said it was ok, so my right brain must have won” gotta love em :)
    The school owner suggested I write these comments down for myself and my son when he’s an adult….glad you are!

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    • hayley
      December 7, 2015

      Janet- Great story! These kids are hard work, but hilarious moments like that make it all worthwhile. :)

      Reply
  4. Marnelle Helling
    November 17, 2015

    Oh my goodness…such a GREAT start to my morning. Very cute and very funny!

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I'm Hayley. Wife and mother by day, DIY enthusiast by night. Fueled by sweet tea and jelly beans, I own power tools and know how to use them. Consider yourself warned.

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