There are many entertaining things about living with a 5 year old. Not least of which are the wonderful, filter-less thoughts that tumble from her brain sometimes. Here’s a few I don’t want to forget!
“Daddy knows everything. Well, him and Jesus. They both know everything.”
“The best thing to do when you’re sick is to lick your elbow.” (pretty sure she meant cough into your elbow)
After overhearing Handsome and I having a disagreement over the phone, Songbird interjects… “Let’s just give your husband some time and see if he calms down.”
The other night her bedtime story choice was Disney’s Cinderella. The last page says if you keep on believing your dreams will come true… “I keep believing, but my dreams don’t come true.” “Well, dreams can come true if you work hard at them. What are you dreaming about?” “I’ve been dreaming of a pet unicorn and to grow fairy wings.”
“My feet smell like Audrey’s dog.”
“Will you please pick my husband for me? I just don’t know how I will ever find a good one.”