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Nov 16 2015

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The Things Kids Say... greyhouseharbor.com

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“Mom, you’re taller than me, but I’m cooler than you.”

While eating our family meal at the table:
“When I grow up, I’m gonna throw you on the couch Mom because you make terrible dinners.”

At a restaurant:
“Bug, do you wanna sit next to me or Songbird in the booth?”
“Next to you so you can help me with my spills.”
(Glad we all know our roles.)

“Yuck! This water tastes like dinosaurs!”

Sometimes in the early morning stray kids climb into bed and snuggle with us.
Handsome rolls over and puts his arm around Bug…
“Keep your hands to yaself, Daddy.”
Handsome rubs Bug’s back…
“I said please keep your hands to YASELF!!!”

“Mom, you need to go clean your breath.”

“You’re tellin’ a rude, Dad.” (telling a lie)

Handsome: “Bug, you shouldn’t eat your boogers. Boogers are dirt.”
“I know dat. I’m trying not to eat my boogers this day.”
“How’s that going for you?”
“Not really well.”

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Mar 27 2014

bug bytes

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Not to be out-done by his sister’s Songbird Sillies, Bug has begun using his new sentence building skills to say some pretty funny stuff.

I present to you the first edition of Bug Banter!

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Bug likes to try and delay nap time. After putting him in his crib…
“Mom!”
“Yes Bug?”
“MOM!!!”
“It’s nap time buddy, do you need something?”
“I nee sumpting.”
“Ok, what do you need?”
“I nee …….   COOKIES!!!”

I recently began counting with Bug. “1 .. 2 … Come here before I get to 3 …” Yesterday he protested bedtime from his crib, trying to give me a dose of my own medicine:
” 1… 2… 5… COME HERE! 1…2…5 Come Here Now Mommy!!!”

“I like toots. I eat toots. Nom, nom.”

If you ask Bug how old he is he will promptly tell you, “I five. Be five a chew gum.” In our house you must be five to chew gum. After many failed attempts, he’s still holding out hope someone will be convinced and give him some.

Bug got some pirate temporary tattoos from his Oma and Opa (my parents). He proudly calls them his “raccoons.”

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I'm Hayley. Wife and mother by day, DIY enthusiast by night. Fueled by sweet tea and jelly beans, I own power tools and know how to use them. Consider yourself warned.

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