Above: selfie
“Mom, you’re taller than me, but I’m cooler than you.”
While eating our family meal at the table:
“When I grow up, I’m gonna throw you on the couch Mom because you make terrible dinners.”
At a restaurant:
“Bug, do you wanna sit next to me or Songbird in the booth?”
“Next to you so you can help me with my spills.”
(Glad we all know our roles.)
“Yuck! This water tastes like dinosaurs!”
Sometimes in the early morning stray kids climb into bed and snuggle with us.
Handsome rolls over and puts his arm around Bug…
“Keep your hands to yaself, Daddy.”
Handsome rubs Bug’s back…
“I said please keep your hands to YASELF!!!”
“Mom, you need to go clean your breath.”
“You’re tellin’ a rude, Dad.” (telling a lie)
Handsome: “Bug, you shouldn’t eat your boogers. Boogers are dirt.”
“I know dat. I’m trying not to eat my boogers this day.”
“How’s that going for you?”
“Not really well.”
